Peter Solis Nery
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here’s a very short scene from the Grindr play that i really enjoyed writing. the mention of Ashton is a recurring motif that has a very interesting pay off and reveal in the concluding scenes of the play. meanwhile, enjoy a “plant” device.

Lights up on Box 9 to reveal the ugliest, stockiest black man you’ve ever seen. He is older than Methuselah, and nowhere near the sexiness and desirability of Ashton Kutcher. He is CHRIS.

 

chris

(to Peter)

Hi, Pan. You are so cute and super hot.

 

peter

(to Box 9)

Hello, Mr. C. I just checked your profile. You’re only 27? Six feet two, 170 pounds, white, toned, and single, what’s not to like?

 

chris

Thank you, man. You are kind.

 

peter

Not kind. Just honest and sincere. I think that I immediately got a crush on you! You look super hot yourself. You remind me so much of Ashton Kutcher, and he’s a major Hollywood crush of mine.

 

chris

Yeah, I get that a lot.

 

peter

So, why are you still on Grindr? I would suppose that a man of your beauty wouldn’t have problems getting a boyfriend or something.

 

chris

Why are you on Grindr?

 

peter

Oh!...